Local venue bans bar top dancing

LOCAL VENUE BANS BAR TOP DANCING

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT: The Grand Hotel in Kiama, NSW has announced that bar top dancing has been officially banned from their venue in the interest of public safety. It appears that alcohol may adversely affect balance and cordination under certain conditions. In the interest of science, Groove Temple's Medical Laboratories* are currently undergoing an extensive testing regime to determine alcohol's effect on balance and coordination on the human body.

If you would like the opportunity to participate in this unique scientific endeavour, then come along to Groove Temple's next date on Saturday 12 November 2005 at Shelly's (Shellharbour Worker's Club) from 10:00pm onwards. You would be advised to wear sensible shoes and perhaps carry a notebook.

See you there.

*Groove Temple Medical Laboraties are a subsidiary of the Groove Temple Institute of Eternal Youth and Hair Removal.