Kidnap the chef

Groove Temple were honoured to solidly rock the sleepy NSW Coastal town of Culburra on Saturday 8th July and were very impressed with the quality of dancers, "chair dancers" included. It was about quality, not quantity for a change. Culburra is in quiet winter mode. Not so for Groove Temple and not so for the venue. The dance floor may made need replacement after some heavy duty Saturday action, some from locals, some from tourists. Special mention should be made of one dancer who despite injury (sustained during a shopping adventure in Melbourne) danced through the pain with friends most of the night. This was accompanied by the demented cries of "Go you Aussie Rockers" (Voiced repeatedly by a suspected ex-member of the Welsh Rugby Choir - boy is he LOUD!!!)

Now Groove Temple have always displayed a keen interest in venue restaurants, snack bars, pub grub and freshly baked sausage rolls at 2am. Saturday night was no exception as the Chinese restaurant in the Culburra Bowling & Recreation Club is to die for and is the home of one very talented Chinese Chef. There was talk about kidnapping him, tying him up, hiding him in the lighting rig, but he deserves better. Perhaps a Knighthood, an OBE or at least a mention in the Queen's Birthday Honours List for services to the hospitality industry. The garlic was so strong in the Mongolian Lamb that locals should expect to see a shortage in the local green grocers. Investors would be well advised to invest in garlic futures for short term, high risk gains.

Maybe he can organise home delivery, or mail order, or maybe some budding young scientist can invent a teletransporter for restaurant meal delivery. Why not? It's for a good cause. (See Star Trek Videos for more information.) It is for the good of mankind. Go on, do something useful in your life.

Sadly the boys had to leave the restaurant.....no we mean the venue, as there are other gigs to attend. The guys are looking forward to playing the Ocean Beach Hotel on Friday 14th July from 9:00pm. Be there and get ready to see some serious dance floor action. Shake your booty people!