Groove Temple News

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Happy New Year

Although there have been many highs during the year that was 2006 none were more exciting than the addition of Groove Temple's newest member 'Sparkles' The Keno Bear. Unfortunately Ang, lead singer and principle recalcitrant had to let 'Sparkles' go due to the beautiful, but violently disturbing relationship that ensued with GT's Dr K, Ang reports: "We were really firing as a band, then out the corner of my eye I could see a vigorous thrusting of the hips and and Sparkle's head being driven into the stage. I had to act quickly and offloaded sparkes immediately by passing him off as a prize to the best dressed dancer on the floor. Relationships between band members is a sticky and at times furry experience and only ever lead to tears and Fleetwood Mac inspired songs. Such behavior will not be tolerated."

Anyway to all our fans who have supported us throughout the past year many thanks and much love. We look forward to catching up with you guys in 2007.

RIP 31/01/2006 11:59 'Sparkles' the Keno Bear. The Doctor sobs...

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