Hangover Cure -Incredible breakthrough

University Researchers in conjunction with Groove Temple Industries* and Groove Temple Laboratories* have announced a decisive defeat in the battle against hangovers. Primary subject and Groove Temple front man Ang Perusco admits to years of failures:
"Myself and the expert technicians (various bar staff) involved have trialled many methods in an attempt to find the real answer.
The revelation was a lightning bolt, like a D note on the 10th fret of Doctor K's Gibson Guitar. Brilliant ideas are usually very simple ones and this was no exception. I was holding court at the bar, mutually exploring options with some of the highly respected bar technicians at the Shellharbour Workers Club on Saturday night, discussing various hangover cures. Some incredible suggestions surfaced, such as vegemite & oyster sandwiches. This remedy was in danger of reminding me of the two things that usually get me there in the first place, so we ignored it.
The remedy that made the most impression was the one involving abstinence. Nobody at the bar knew exactly how it worked, or even what the word really means and perhaps we were all too scared to find out. Some things are better left alone.....I must admit I tried it once and it works."

Groove Temple ran the gauntlet of a post boxing match bout at the Shellharbour Workers Club with waves of aspiring boxers haunting the club after their auditorium fights on Saturday night 17 February 2007, and found that it didn't matter who was in the audience, -it's all about the groove. They danced until they stopped, dropped or flopped. The GT boys had a good night and went home with big smiles.

Groove Temple will be flogging it again on Friday at the Dandaloo Hotel on Friday 23 February 2007, hoping to stir the pot at Kanahooka and get some people boogying. Bring it on.

* A Division of Groove Temple International Inc. Ltd