Who needs an excuse anyhow?

There were 18th birthdays, 30th birthdays, an engagement, a wedding, a farewell and an alleged 200th birthday (this may have been unsubstantiated) celebrated on Saturday 12th April at Shellharbour Workers Club. The reality is that the good patrons of Shelharbour Workers Club need no reason to celebrate. They know how to party, and you can tell they've done it before.

One theory points to a high prevalence of the party gene in the Shellharbour gene pool.

Reliable sources advise the C.S.I.R.O.* in a joint venture with Shellharbour City Council** are trying to get to the bottom of this and are currently taking population samples. Results will shortly be published in reputable scientific journals, such as the "Lake Times" and "Drum Media".

Theories aside, the party did happen and it was a good time. The next party is scheduled after a weekend off on Friday 25th April on ANZAC Day at the Ocean Beach Hotel in Shellharbour.

Emminent scientists have warned: "It's going to be a blast, man!!"

*The CSIRO is an Australian Government Funded research body.
**The Shellharbour City Council is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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